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Limericks about cheese.

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4.00	Christine Perfetti	Rice-a-roni He thought about cooking rice-a-roni, / As he rode on the beach with his pon...
6.67	Christine Perfetti	A little too bitter There once was a woman from Oregon, / who really liked eating her parmesan....
4.00	Eddie Sullivan	Eureka! I couldn't figure out how / I could take the milk of this cow...
4.00	Chris	Cheese Pizza Fatty Phil liked riding his pony / He loved cheesey pizza with roni...
2.00	Chris	Aloha Hairy Hank hailed from Hawaii / Where a hula girl caught his eyey....
4.00	Chris	Rabbit and Cheese Hors Dourves There was a fat woman of Delaware / Who ate snacks of cheese and grilled har...
2.00	Rachel	summer While Dad is andare in Romano / Luke and I will be marscapone ...
7.50	Eddie Sullivan	Love is in the air I once knew a charming young miss. / I leaned in to give her a kiss,...
4.00	Eddie Sullivan	Cheese and fortune I was gambling at the Bellagio, / My car parked in the garage. Oh,...
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Highest Rated Limericks
8.00	Chris	La Mozzarella Mi piace la mozzarella. / La mozzarella e' bella...
7.50	Eddie Sullivan	Love is in the air I once knew a charming young miss. / I leaned in to give her a kiss,...
6.67	Christine Perfetti	A little too bitter There once was a woman from Oregon, / who really liked eating her parmesan....
5.60	John Sullivan	Big Sully There once was a man from the sea / who covered his house with a brie...
5.33	John Sullivan	Hot Girl Limerick!! There was a hot girl from belize / who's hair was made of wonderful cheese...
4.67	Eddie Sullivan	The cure There once was a lady named Lola / Who liked to drink Coca-Cola...
4.00	Eddie Sullivan	Cheese eater from Gloucester There once was a fellow from Gloucester / Who liked to chew on his muenster...
4.00	John Sullivan	On top of pigs there once was a man on a farm / who covered all the animals with parm...
4.00	Chris	blue cheese The cheese was all alone. / It looked like Sly Stallone....
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New reviews

Teague Morris: Sweet!...

Gary Olds: Magnifico!!...

Gary Olds: The simple ones are the best. ...

Nick Jaegers: Um.......well I guess it is fi...

alice7785: 'la mozzarella e' bella'??? i ...

New comments

Eddie Sullivan: Yep. It's in my todo list. I t...

Christine Perfetti: Eddy B., Can you add 'edit ...

Christine Perfetti: Yeah, I must have been really ...

Eddie Sullivan: Me neither! What a cheese-brea...

Eddie Sullivan: The title fits perfectly, too....

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