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Daniel Jones

Biandalilo

There once was a man from El Tillow / Whose name was Biandalilo....
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The Feds

We're all getting cranky / With the banks hank-panky...
8.00 Teague Morris

Google 'merkin' and what do you learn?

There once was a gal from Zurkin / She drove all the boys berzerkin...
Jeff Hilbrecht

up from here

Because of your high risk exposure, / your mortgage is now in foreclosure,...
Jeff Hilbrecht

recession

There was a young man with a plan, / to retire as soon as he can,...
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8.00 Teague Morris

Google 'merkin' and what do you learn?

There once was a gal from Zurkin / She drove all the boys berzerkin...
8.00 Teague Morris

The Feds

We're all getting cranky / With the banks hank-panky...
Jeff Hilbrecht

recession

There was a young man with a plan, / to retire as soon as he can,...
Jeff Hilbrecht

up from here

Because of your high risk exposure, / your mortgage is now in foreclosure,...
Daniel Jones

Biandalilo

There once was a man from El Tillow / Whose name was Biandalilo....