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Contest: Summer: Booze, Brides and Buffett

The warm weather is finally here! Let's celebrate by writing limericks about summer and everything that goes with it.

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Fungi Write a Limerick about toadstools, shiitake, porcini. The mushrooms of our happiness
Love The topic poems have been written about since the dawn of time. Love, love love. How shall we survive without thee?
Gridiron Greatness It's football season again! Time to kick it off with some limericks about football.
Ice Cream Write a limerick about ice cream. Why not? It's delicious!
Politics Write a limerick about politics. It doesn't matter if you're left, right, or center, as long as it rhymes!
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Lisa Christian

Too hot...

"It's too hot to go play outside. / I want to stay in!" the boy cried....
Lisa Christian

Back to Iraq

The bride had her wedding in June, / Said her vows underneath the full moon....
Lisa Christian

Summer

I spend summers down here at the shore. / I go fishing and crabbing and more...
8.00 Lisa Christian

Why? What did you think I was talking about?

I like how it shrinks and expands, / How it pulsates when it's in my hands,...
8.00 Lisa Christian

Bud stinks...

Well, I busted my bottle of Bud / On your head with a crack and a thud....
Lisa Christian

Limericks don't need titles...

It's allergy season again / And carrot weed (bane of all men) ...
6.00 Lisa Christian

Vote!

Things are getting a bit out of hand / With folks calling for guns to be ba...
Eddie Sullivan

Hydration is the key.

In June when the sun's getting hotter / I consider myself a Cape Codder....
6.67 Nick Jaegers

Yum! Deer on Chip!

Isaac and I went in the lake for a dip, / This was during our camping trip,...
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Highest Rated Limericks
10.00 Eddie Sullivan

Key West or bust

I was wasting away at home. / But I decided I needed to roam....
10.00 Eddie Sullivan

I like beer

Some nights I like to drink wine / And sit by the fire with a baby of mine...
9.00 Nick Jaegers

The Sun and my Plight!

The sun's rays shine on me bright, / and I cannot help but wait for the nigh...
8.00 Eddie Sullivan

If I lived in Reading

I went to a summer wedding. / I ate haddock with yummy breading....
8.00 Eddie Sullivan

Hot 4x4

Even if you drive a Hummer / The winter can be such a bummer...
8.00 Eddie Sullivan

Hot enough for ya?

I woke up this morning sweating / I was glad today wasn't the wedding...
8.00 Chris Sullivan

Rebuttal to "Deer"

One summer night I encountered a deer, / and I was glad I had plenty of beer...
8.00 Lisa Christian

Bud stinks...

Well, I busted my bottle of Bud / On your head with a crack and a thud....
8.00 Lisa Christian

Why? What did you think I was talking about?

I like how it shrinks and expands, / How it pulsates when it's in my hands,...
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