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8.00 Eddie Sullivan

New QB please!

There once was a fella named Matt / With a picture of Elvis on his hat...
8.00 Gary Olds

Role reversal

A football club lacking in goals, / Had their manager change all their roles...
8.00 Gary Olds

Old Codgers F.C.

There was an old striker from Bristol, / who played on when the ref blew his...
4.00 Gary Olds

Sorted for Cheese and Ritz

An artiste who excelled at the Brits, / Threw a party with plenty of glitz,...
8.00 susanl

One Last Play

With seconds to go in the game / A good Hail Mary pass could mean fame--...
10.00 Andrew Kaake

Number 4

There once was a man who played ball, / They called him the greatest of all,...
8.00 Nick Jaegers

The Drunken Reciever

I tried to make that forward pass, / But the reciever had had a glass,...
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10.00 Andrew Kaake

Number 4

There once was a man who played ball, / They called him the greatest of all,...
8.00 Nick Jaegers

The Drunken Reciever

I tried to make that forward pass, / But the reciever had had a glass,...
8.00 susanl

One Last Play

With seconds to go in the game / A good Hail Mary pass could mean fame--...
8.00 Gary Olds

Old Codgers F.C.

There was an old striker from Bristol, / who played on when the ref blew his...
8.00 Gary Olds

Role reversal

A football club lacking in goals, / Had their manager change all their roles...
8.00 Eddie Sullivan

New QB please!

There once was a fella named Matt / With a picture of Elvis on his hat...
4.00 Gary Olds

Sorted for Cheese and Ritz

An artiste who excelled at the Brits, / Threw a party with plenty of glitz,...