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6.00	Nick Jaegers	A Jolly Christmas For some, Christmas hurts the pride, / They start contemplating Suicide,...
	Tim Chance	Puzzle There was a young man from the Arctic, / Who spent those long nights...
	Mark Andrews	For Tim my No. 1 fan I once scorched the pubes on my knacker / While pulling a cheap Christmas cr...
	Beau Dremann	O.J. ingle Bars!!! There once was a man named OJ / Who broke the law not once but twice...
	Mark Andrews	Hasta La Vista Because I don't do Christmas Rhymes / I feel that it's time to resign...
	Tim Chance	Christmas Christmas begins with a capital C / And so do Caracas and Cincinnati...
4.00	Mark Andrews	ode to brokeback The book group went to see an Annie Proux flick / About 2 cowboys with a pec...
10.00	Tim Chance	Films There was an old man on Facebook, / Who'd recently read about Nanook,...
	Michelle Leshinski	Snowmobile “A snowmobile” he said / Is all that I need...
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10.00	Tim Chance	Films There was an old man on Facebook, / Who'd recently read about Nanook,...
8.00	Eddie Sullivan	My Christmas Wish List If you're wondering what to buy me / I'll settle for anything shiny...
8.00	Christine Perfetti	Lizzie the red-nosed cat When Rudolph was hurt in a fight, / he couldn't lead Santa that night....
6.00	Eddie Sullivan	My Christmas Tree I need to buy a Christmas tree / That's tall and green and insect-free....
6.00	Nick Jaegers	A Jolly Christmas For some, Christmas hurts the pride, / They start contemplating Suicide,...
4.00	Mark Andrews	ode to brokeback The book group went to see an Annie Proux flick / About 2 cowboys with a pec...
	Michelle Leshinski	Snowmobile “A snowmobile” he said / Is all that I need...
	Tim Chance	Christmas Christmas begins with a capital C / And so do Caracas and Cincinnati...
	Mark Andrews	Hasta La Vista Because I don't do Christmas Rhymes / I feel that it's time to resign...
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